Cut the cuban bread in half lengthwise. Spread mayonnaise and mustard on the breads.
Put pickles on both sides of the bread if you love them or just one if you only kinda like pickles.
Layer ham on both sides of the bread, covering all of the pickles, using up all of the ham.
Layer the Spanish pork on top of the ham until you’ve used all of it up. Place the swiss cheese on top of the pork. Squish the sandwich together and enjoy!